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Something "punny" to make you smile :)
Posted on April 9, 2018 by Webmaster
Categories: 3. All Things Funny
A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READs:
   We will heel you
     We will save your sole
       We will even dye for you.
 
A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
     “Blind man driving.”
 
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
     "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
 
In a Podiatrist's office:
   "Time wounds all heels.”
 
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
 
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
   You've come to the right place.”
 
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed.”
 
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
 
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout.”
 
On an Electrician's truck:
  "Let us remove your shorts.”
 
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and
  will take appropriate action.”
 
On a Maternity Room door:
      "Push. Push. Push.”
 
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”
 
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
 
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
 
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
         However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”
 
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
 
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
   "Drive carefully. We'll wait.”
 
At a Propane Filling Station:
  "Thank Heaven for little grills.”
 
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.”
 
And the best one for last...;
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
“Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises”