The Poker Game
Posted on April 11, 2018 by Webmaster
Six retired men were playing poker in The Groves clubhouse when Paul loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing while standing up.
At the end of the game, Fred looks around and asks,"So, who's gonna tell his wife?"
They cut the cards. Sam picks the low card and has to deliver the news.
They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse. "Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."
Sam goes over to Paul’s house and knocks on the door. The wife answers through the door and asks what he wants?
Sam declares, "Your husband just lost $500 in a poker game and is afraid to come home."
"Tell him to drop dead!" yells the wife.
"I'll go tell him." says Sam.