The Groves BLOG
The Voice from the Clubhouse
Posted on July 1, 2018 by Webmaster
Categories: 3. All Things Funny
It was a sunny Saturday morning, a little before 8AM. I was
on th first hole at The Oaks of St. George Golf Club and beginning
my pre-shot routine, when a piercing  voice came over the
clubhouse loudspeaker.
 
"Would the gentleman on the women's tee back up to the men's tee please!"
 
I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my
routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
 
Again the announcement: "Would the man on the women's tee kindly back up
to the men's tee!"
 
I simply ingored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more the voice yelled,
"WOULD THE MAN ON THE WOMEN'S TEE BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE, PLEASE!"
 
I finally stopped, turned around, cupped my hands and shouted back:
 
WOULD THE JERK WITH THE MICROPHONE PLEASE KEEP QUIET AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT!"